I wouldn't normally put up comments from newspapers, but this one had me in stitches. By Henry Deeds in the Daily Mail on Thursday 21st May 2020. An article about PMs Questions the day before:

The PM was much improved, even if his hair looked as though he had just stuck his tongue against a 9v battery.

Every time I look at Boris from now on I shall reflect on this statement!

Hugh

Hi there Hugh,
Me also having no hair is better than just out of bed hair he always makes me feel tired. Jon D.