My Tail of Woah

[dentyr]

My Tail of Woah

I had a little scabby bit on my ears. I went to my GP and he looked at it then sent me off to another doctor, a dermatologist, in the medical centre whom he said had good experience with this sort of thing.

The new doctor decided that I should go to the skin clinic and have the skin specialist check it. Nice Chinese lady who said she would cut out the offending part and patch it with a skin graft. When she was done she said I had a cancer in my ear so she sent me to the oncologist.

The oncologist is a beautiful woman but not too friendly. She sent me to the radiologists. They performed their treatment but then my ear had an open wound that bled onto my pillow at night. They suggested that I go to a neurologist as my nervous system did not seem to be reacting to the wound to make it heal.

They sent me to a haematologist to have the blood checked and she (another Chinese doctor) said that I should go to a cardiologist to have my heart checked out.

For my heart to function as they thought it should, I needed exercise so off to the physiotherapist. She told me my feet needed to be in order for me to do the exercises so off to the podiatrist. Podiatrist was nice about it but said that I needed to be checked out by an Orthopaedic doctor to ensure my bones would stand up to the strain.

He sent me to the genealogy section to see if I had any genes problems in my ancestry. However, I miss-read the sign on the elevator and arrived in the gynaecology department. The nice lady told me I was the wrong gender to be there and sent me off to a psychiatrist. After a few tests he said I should have gone to a psychologist. Off to the psychologist where I was given a referral to an ENT (ear, nose and throat) specialist. This man, nice fellow asked me if I had done anything recently that would affect my ears. I told him I had bought another keyboard so he sent me off to the audiologist.

This girl asked me about the new keyboard and when I told her I had bought a Yamaha PSR S770 she jumped up and yelled that the thing was BLACK!!

Your ears are repelling a black Yamaha!

The 57 page report now held by my doctor stated:-

The cure for this ill,
Is not to sit still
Or play with the thing that is black,
You’ve been told lots before
Your silver T4
Is the best thing you’ve had, don’t look back.
Regards, Den.

[JohnT]

Hi Den. Nice one. John