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A selection of one-liners.

Postby Hugh-AR » 01 Dec 2021 10:44

(A selection of one-liners from a YouTube video Den sent me.)

I call my horse mayo ...
and sometimes mayo neighs.

Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.

My new stair lift is just driving me up the wall.

I prefer my kale with a silent 'k'.

Big shout out to my fingers ...
I can always count on them.

A book hit my head and I only have my shelf to blame.

He who laughs last ...
Didn't get it.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.

Don't let anyone call you average.
That's just mean.

Some people are wise ..
Some are otherwise.

My friend in Quebec is a heavy drinker.
In fact he drank Canada Dry.

The man who invented Velcro has died.
RIP.

Police toilet stolen!
Cops have nothing to go on.

Treat each day as your last.
One day you will be right,

Without me
It's just awso

I'll take the high road
You take the Psycho path.

If clowns attack
Go for the juggler.

Two wrongs don't make a right
But three rights make a left.

Sea monsters eat fish and ships.

Plagiarism: Getting in trouble for something you didn't do.

Psychic Fair cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

People are making Apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Drink wine.
It isn't good to keep things bottled up.

Adios!
Au revoir!
I'm bye-lingual.

Wanted: Singers.
Inchoir within.

Hugh
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Re: A selection of one-liners.

Postby Hugh-AR » 01 Dec 2021 10:52

I sent these on a 'family' WhatsApp.

My wife (Bronwyn) put up a comment, "Oh my ?? ... I think I'll have another glass."

My daughter-in-law added, "Make that a bottle! :lol: " ...

and my son, " Oh dear oh dear oh dear."

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Re: A selection of one-liners.

Postby Hugh-AR » 27 Jan 2022 21:45

I TOLD MY WIFE SHE SHOULD EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. SO, SHE HUGGED ME

SCIENTISTS SAY THE UNIVERSE IS MADE UP OF PROTONS, NEUTRONS, AND ELECTRONS. THEY FORGOT TO MENTION MORONS.

SOMETIMES IT TAKES ME ALL DAY TO GET NOTHING DONE.

THERE'S SOMEONE FOR EVERONE, AND THE PERSON FOR YOU IS A PSYCHIATRIST.

WENT TO ANTIQUE SHOW AND PEOPLE WERE BIDDING ON ME.

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING TO MYSELF., JUST MOVE ALONG, I'M SELF EMPLOYED, WE'RE HAVING A STAFF MEETING.

I HATE IT WHEN I SEE AN OLD PERSON AND THEN REALIZE WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.
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