Thoughts for the Day

[dragon]

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.