I just wrote a book on reverse psychology – don’t buy it!
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way, I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
I didn’t realise how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
I went along to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
People say I’ve got no willpower but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159, then it just CLIX.
I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of the Assumption Club