It was Christmas time in the south of England. King Arthur had organised a party for all his followers. They were having a huge feast with lots of the local mead.
The minstrels played and everyone sang at the top of their voice. Well, not everyone. One fellow sitting at the round table did not sing. One of the serving wenches tried to cheer him up a bit but to no avail. Eventually, after some time, she went up to King Arthur and asked what was wrong with that fellow that he does not sing?
“Oh", said the King. “He never does. He is the -------------- Silent Knight.”
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Christmas Cheer ...
by dentyr » 02 Dec 2022 00:38
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Re: Christmas Cheer ...
by Hugh-AR » 02 Dec 2022 01:10
What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
“Wrap” music
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
His sleigh is flown by rain, dear.
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What's Santa's favourite measurement in the metric system?
The Santametre!
(Think about it!)
How do Christmas angels greet each other?
"Halo!"
Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
RUDE-olph, of course!
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pine-apple!
How is the alphabet different at Christmas than any other day?
At Christmas it has Noel.
“Wrap” music
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
His sleigh is flown by rain, dear.
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What's Santa's favourite measurement in the metric system?
The Santametre!
(Think about it!)
How do Christmas angels greet each other?
"Halo!"
Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
RUDE-olph, of course!
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pine-apple!
How is the alphabet different at Christmas than any other day?
At Christmas it has Noel.
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Re: Christmas Cheer ...
by JohnT » 02 Dec 2022 10:57
Hi Den and Hugh. Very amusing.John
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