I love the sound of the first few bars of this song which go "Pardon me mam is that the Chattanooga Choo choo Track 29 boy you can give me a shine? My grandkids sing " Pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed my new shoe."
There are another that I like.
It goes to the tune of "The Carnival Of Venice" and my grandkids sing the following words to The Carnival Of Venice ------ A doggie stole a sausage 'cos he was underfed. The cook she saw him take it, and now poor dog is dead. And all the little doggies were very sad that night, they raised to him a tombstone, and on it they did write, "A doggie stole a sausage".