A Mathematician, an Accountant & a Politician

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A Mathematician, an Accountant & a Politician

Postby Hugh-AR » 30 May 2022 14:04

A mathematician, an accountant and a politician apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two and two equal?"

The mathematician replies, "Four."

The interviewer asks, "Are you certain?"

The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question, "What does two plus two equal?"

The accountant says, "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the politician and poses the same question. "What does two plus two equal?"

The politician gets up, locks the door, shuts the blind, sits down next to the interviewer and says ...

"What would you like it to equal?"
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